Tuesday, July 1, 2008

I wish I could sleep on planes

As I left, I was greeted by a touching scene... hundreds of people from China, Vietnam and other Asian countries preparing for a huge parade. That's what Canada Day's all about. That and the booze.

I met Naheed at the airport, who was surrounded by husband, children, parents, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles and nieces who all came to see her off. At times like those I wish I had more than just my mother and sister, neither of whom are in the country. But her grandpa had to spend almost $50 on frozen yogurt for the whole family and Naheed had to carry an entire suitcase filled with gifts for the Pakistani relatives. I suppose there's always a down side. 

I always look forward to flying, and then whenever I'm on the plane, remember that I can't stand it. The 18 hours to Lahore is the second-most grueling flight I've survived. Nothing will ever match the 19 hours I spent vomiting in the Quantas washroom on my way to Sydney. The best part of the flight was the delicious biryani. The worst was when I dropped my earphones into the pool of urine next to the toilet. My ears will never be clean again.